Hylian Creed

So I haven't posted in over a year, I know. But in fairness I was being a busy bee finishing college and all. I am updating this blog for the first time as a college graduate! As a recent college graduate, I have nothing better to do than post oddities from my life on this blog. I don't have any good stories to present to you yet, but I do have a humorous dialogue between me and my fiance who will henceforth be referred to as "The Boy" 

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**Note to the Reader**

**Post authorized by The Boy before publication**

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The Boy: Nicole look at this http://imgur.com/gallery/l9KMe

Nicole. Wantingz! Wantingz SO bad!


The Boy: If only right?


Nicole: You mean it's fake?



The Boy: Yeah


Nicole: ...Oh my GOD it's like learning the truth about Santa ALL F*(#!NG OVER AGAIN!



The Boy: What?


Nicole: I WANTED TO PLAY THIS! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME FOR A WHOLE 6 SECONDS AND YOU JUST BURST ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS!



The Boy: ...but...it was for 6 seconds


Nicole: 6 glorious seconds.


The Boy: I am sorry.


Nicole: You know there is only one way to make it up to me.


The Boy: Puppy?


Nicole: Bingo.



The Boy: It was only 6 seconds...


Nicole: THEY WERE AN AMAZING 6 SECONDS FOLLOWED BY THE SHARP STING OF SADNESS! This is the puppy I want: : http://imgur.com/gallery/Qi0M8

The Boy: Looks like a stuffed animal


Nicole: Don't insult Lucy like that, she is a real puppy with feelings! Now, apologize to Lucy.



The Boy: ...I'm sorry Lucy.


Nicole: Much better. When can we take her home?



The Boy: We can't.


Nicole: IT'S LIKE HYLIAN CREED ALL OVER AGAIN!

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And that's all I have for you, folks, a glimpse into the inner workings of my relationship with my fiance. Poor guy. He knew what he was getting himself into--he's the one who asked me to marry him. He's the only guy who knows how to respond to my somewhat quirky personality.

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